Well, folks, according to the latest reports old Joe Biden has tested positive for the the super deadly, (a 99.97 survival rate if you get it) Covid-19 or as we call it here the coof! Now my question is how did he catch it after all he has been double vaccinated and boosted.
One would think that he would be as healthy as a horse with all the jabs and pharmaceutical drugs he has running through his system. But nope coof positive! Who would have thought. He probably caught it sniffing someone or more likely a little girl.
After all, he loves sniffing those young preteen girls so much that he just can’t resist doing it whenever one is unfortunate enough to get near him. Yeah, old Joe is a sniffer.
But that’s not all… nope, wait… there is more!
According to him he also has cancer! But, then he also said that he was a truck driver… yeah, he said it, despite the fact that he never has done anything besides being a corrupt politician and child sniffer. So who knows…
Yeah, old Joe is a case… a nut case that is… and I truly hope that he gets everything that he deserves. What’s the earned punishment for being a life long pile of shit?
When old Joe goes, his druggie, whore hopping, pervert of a son Hunter will surely fall apart without his dad to help him along. I mean no more big oil company jobs and big money under the table to buy the pounds of coke and VD infected whores. He will be a basket case in an hour after sucking down his last bowl of crack.
But even with all his problems old dementia Joe is pushing forward the agenda of his WEF masters who pull his puppet strings and vows to push the “green new deal” through with or without congressional support. And he can get it done too with his almighty emergency powers and executive pen.
Speaking at a shuttered coal power plant in Massachusetts, Biden declared that “since Congress is not acting as it should,” he would use his “executive powers to combat the climate crisis in the absence of executive action.”
Biden’s decision to rule by decree on climate issues came after West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin, a Democrat, told party leadership last week that he would not support a raft of climate provisions in the Build Back Better Act, a $2 trillion funding bill that cannot pass an evenly-split Senate without his support. Manchin said that such a massive spending bill would “add fuel to the inflation fire.”
Meanwhile, former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev warns Ukraine could ‘disappear from the map’ and dismisses Joe Biden as ‘a strange grandfather with dementia’. And he is correct on both accounts. From The Daily Mail:
Russia’s former president today warned that Ukraine could ‘disappear from the world map’ amid Vladimir Putin‘s invasion of the country.
Dmitry Medvedev, a Putin ally, also dismissed US President Joe Biden as a ‘strange grandfather with dementia‘ in a scathing post on Telegram.
Medvedev warned NATO was ‘creating a real threat of world conflict and the death of a significant part of humanity’ by sending military equipment to Ukraine and troops to countries on Europe’s eastern flank, such as Estonia and Lithuania.
His warning comes just days after he said Ukraine and the West will face a ‘Judgement Day’ response should they attempt to militarily dispute Russia’s control of Crimea.
The refusal of Ukraine and Western powers to recognise Moscow’s ownership of the peninsula poses a ‘systemic threat’ for Russia, the former president said on Sunday, before declaring the Kremlin would hit back with maximum force if the territory is attacked.
And let’s not forget about the quickly increasing inflation numbers, a national debt of over 30 trillion dollars officially, (in reality it’s at least 3 times that), the end of the dollar as the world reserve currency, a supply chain breakdown, an open southern border, a mega drought in the west, a crumbling power grid, a deliberate fuel and energy crisis.
But don’t worry folks old Joe has got this… just give him an ice-cream cone to lick, wipe his bottom, a little girl to sniff, and his executive pen and he will sign whatever is put in front of him by his handlers. FJB,